i'm skylar and i am a BAG of GARBAGE
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indsie:

u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

ios8 fuckin wit me it almost called my grandma a thot when i typed tho smh

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

i’m so fucking stubborn and selfish and it ruins everything

everything reminds me of you and i can’t function right without you and it’s killing me

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend